The Practice of Booty-ism

Many of my students ask, "Tell me, oh Stu MaGuru, how can I achieve the perfect ukulele practice?"

I, Stu MaGuru, reply thusly:

"The answer, my friend, lies in the ancient spiritual principles of Booty-ism. The student must faithfully perform the following three rituals each day.

First:  Sit your booty in a chair.

Next:  Keep your booty in the chair for 20 minutes and play ukulele.

Finally:  Give thanks every day for your big booty."

Oh, MaGuru, you've done it again!