Saturday, July 30, 2016

The Practice of Booty-ism

Many of my students ask, "Tell me, oh Stu MaGuru, how can I achieve the perfect ukulele practice?"

I, Stu MaGuru, reply thusly:

"The answer, my friend, lies in the ancient spiritual principles of Booty-ism. The student must faithfully perform the following three rituals each day.

First:  Sit your booty in a chair.

Next:  Keep your booty in the chair for 20 minutes and play ukulele.

Finally:  Give thanks every day for your big booty."

Oh, MaGuru, you've done it again!

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11 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 30, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    MaGuru, your wisdom has inspired me to new heights in Booty-ism. Namaste

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  2. Randy MilgromJuly 30, 2016 at 7:19 PM

    Can't argue with. But what if your booty ain't big?

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    1. UnknownJuly 30, 2016 at 8:28 PM

      The size of one's booty is in the eye of the beholder...

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  3. Terry Matlen, ACSWJuly 30, 2016 at 11:12 PM

    Thumbs up to the MaGuru!

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  4. The Delta ClassroomJuly 30, 2016 at 11:57 PM

    Jeez! You think you know a guy, and then you learn all of this good stuff.

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  5. UnknownJuly 31, 2016 at 8:15 AM

    Cute and useful!

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  6. UnknownAugust 1, 2016 at 12:43 PM

    So wise, you are, Maguru!

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  7. Southern SmilesAugust 1, 2016 at 4:45 PM

    Love the picture as well as the sage advice for any creative endeavor.

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  8. UnknownAugust 4, 2016 at 9:26 PM

    Yes! CutesFull and Booty-Full

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  9. UnknownAugust 10, 2016 at 10:54 AM

    Like the mindlessness for sure! And how about heartfulness?!?!? thanks again maguru

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